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Excuse me, would you mind if I stare at you for a moment? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
What has 150 teeth and holds back the giant hulk?. (I Don't Know!). My Zipper!.
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, I'd have five cents.
Did you just call me Honey?... (What? No!) ...Damn! my watch must be 30 minutes fast.
The word of the month is "legs." Let's spread the word.
You are not from around here, so how was heaven when you left?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? (If yes)...Take me home with you.
You owe me a drink... (Why Do I?)...'Cause I dropped mine when I saw you.
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Hello, I wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down, go ahead and say No!
You look like my first girlfriend. (Really? How many do you have?)...None!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause he must have stolen the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I would treat you like my Math homework, I'd slam you on the desk and do you all night long.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?.
Hug me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me...don't you?.
You should remember my face today. (Why?). 'Cos you gonna miss it tomorrow.
If I were to make alphabets, I'd put U and I together.
Hi, I am not trying to pressure you, I do not wish to have sex without mutual consent...and by the way, you have my consent.
When he/she is leaving...aren't you forgetting something? (What?)...Me!
Remember Me? (No!) I was the one who used to pull on your ponytail in Kindergarten.
I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me tonight?.
you might as well sleep with me. (What? Why?). Because if you don't I'll tell everyone you did anyway!.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against mine?.
I am not looking for a relationship, I'm just looking for an experience.
Do you have a map? (Why?) 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you have lost your virginity, may I have the box it came in?.
Do you sleep on your belly? (If No). May I?.
They say milk does a body good, but Gosh...How much have you been drinking?.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?.
Do you like Math?. (If Yes). Lets go to my place, add the bed, subtract clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
I am new in town, can I have directions to your apartment.
If you were a pair of pajamas I'd wear you out!.
you might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I know, I'm not the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you now.
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?.
I want to check your shirt label. (Why?)..to see if you were made in heaven.
If you are what you eat, I could be you by tomorrow.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?.
Hi, I'm doing a survey...What's your name? What's your cell number? Are you free next weekend?.
I've just lost my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it's near here?
You see my friends over there? They want to know if you think I'm cute?.
The only thing your eyes are not telling me... is your name.
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!.
If I were to ask you for a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?.
Is your dad an alien.. 'Cause there's nothing else like you in this planet.
Shouldn't we talk now or continue flirting from a distance?.
I've heard somewhere that women can only put mascara on if their mouth is open.... Is this true?.
If I were you, I would go with me to my place.
Are you into 80's music? there's a tune going through my mind all evening and I can't remember the name.
My friend saw his girlfriend kissing another girl. Is that cheating?.
You know, I am not this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?). When you fell out of heaven.
Give her/him 2 roses. 1 fake and say "I will stop loving you when both the roses die".
If water were beauty, you'd be the Pacific Ocean.
If kisses were snowflakes, I would send you a blizzard.
You are like a compass!... because I am lost without you.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd be the king of the world.
If you'd sleep on your stomach, I'd be your bed
Does the Sun come out or Have you just smiled at me?.
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the distance.
Your lips look so sweet, just a kiss and I bet I could give up sugar for life!.
You're the light at the end of my dark tunnel.
Would you touch me! (Why?) ..I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
They say beauty protects against all evil. Well, with you I'd be really safe!.
Do you have a plaster? (Why?) Because I hurt my ankle falling for you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?.
Do you have any pistachios? (No!). How about a date then?.
You must be a parking ticket because there are fines written all over you?.
I just lost my phone number, would you let me have yours?.
I want you to have my children....They're out alone in the car.
Do you remember me? (No!) ..You must be kidding? I am the one walked past by you just a moment ago.
Do you know the main difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go to my room and talk.
Hey! My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked.
Sorry! no more talk ...I'm diabetic and I cant handle sweet things like you.
Lets have some fun, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U.
Do you know what'd look best on you? (No!) ...Me!.
Hurry up!...if I'm not in bed by 11:30, I'll have to go home.
Are you fugitive? (What? Why?)...'Cos it's got to be illegal to look that good?.
Are you a shortcut? (What?) ...I thought paradise was further south.
I hope you know CPR? Because you took my breath away.
May I borrow a quarter? I told my mum I'd call when I am in love.
Are you a pilot? (Why) ...Because my heart takes off when I see you?.
I lost that loving feeling, Would you help me find it again?.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?.
I'll make you dinner if you promise to make me breakfast.
You looked tired? ...you should be as you've been running through my mind all day.
there's something wrong with my cell phone. (What is it?). It doesn't have your number in it.
You dad must've been a king for a day to make a princess like you.
Remember me? (No!) ..I'm Mr. Right. Someone told you were looking for me.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!.
Were you in the Boy Scouts? 'Cause you have tied my heart in a knot.
They say "Lips are for Kisses"...So, now or later?
I think I'm hypnotized ...Voices in my head kept telling me to come talk to you.
There are 206 bones in your body. Would you like... one more?.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Shouting. Handcuffs. Any questions?.
My name is Bond. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
I have a pen, you have a number...let's use them together.
Please don't mind... (Mind what?) ...I just can't take my eyes off you.
I'm feeling a bit off today. Would you mind turning me on?.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?...because I see myself in your pants?.
Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look incredibly delicious.
If I had to eat a banana for every time I have wanted you, I'd turn into a gorilla.
If you were a meal at McDonalds I'd call you McBeautiful.
I've been trying to come talk to you for ages. Sorry!, I still can't do it.
Are we related? (No!) ..Do you want to be?.
If had handcuffs, I'd lock you until you agree to go out with me.
You sleep daily? Me too! Let's do it together sometime.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to paradise?.
Excuse me, I think I dropped something! (What?). My JAW!.
You're hot, I'm cool. Lets get together and even things out.
Hey babe, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, I'm turned on!.
So! you are the reason.. (Reason for what?) ...for Global warming.
If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
Your dad must have been a baker to produce such a nice set of buns.
You're so hot that when I come close to you I get a tan.
There should be a rainbow here ...because I've just found the treasure
Can you help me? ...There's someone like you in my dreams every night.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?.
Can I take your snap? (Why?) ..I want Santa to know exactly what I want for X-mas.
Is you name Mickey? ..because you're so fine.
You name must be Gillette ..the best a one can get?.
People call me Tom, but you can call me Tonight!.
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.