Would you mind if I stare at you for a minute?.. (What? / Why?) ..I'm trying to remember your face for my dreams. (1 of 108)
You've to buy me a drink.. (Why?)..'cause I dropped mine when I saw you. (2 of 108)
You know! the word of the day is 'Legs'...Now it's time to spread the word. (3 of 108)
What has 125 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?.. (What?) ..My Zipper!. (4 of 108)
I just want you to have the satisfaction of turning me down; so go ahead and say No. (5 of 108)
This is strange but you just look like my first girlfriend.. (Really? How many gf do you have?) ..None!. (6 of 108)
Was your father a thief? ...Someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!. (7 of 108)
I'd treat you like my Math homework, slam you on the desk and do all night long. (8 of 108)
Is it hot in here or is it you?. (9 of 108)
Screw me if I'm wrong but don't you want to kiss me?. (10 of 108)
If I had to re-make the alphabet I'd put U and I together. (11 of 108)
As she / he is leaving...aren't you forgetting something?.. (What?)..Me!. (12 of 108)
I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?. (13 of 108)
You have to sleep with me...'cause if you don't I'll tell everyone you did anyway!. (14 of 108)
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?. (15 of 108)
Let me be your tear ...starts in your eyes, lives on your face, and dies on your lips (16 of 108)
Wow! ..Your eyes are the same color as my Ferrari. (17 of 108)
If you've lost your virginity ..can I have the box it came in?. (18 of 108)
Do you sleep on your stomach?.. (If No!)..Can I?. (19 of 108)
I heard milk does a body good but Oh! my ..How much have you been drinking?. (20 of 108)
Are you free tonight or would it cost me?. (21 of 108)
I am a math magician. Lets' go to my room add the bed, subtract clothes, divide legs and multiply. (22 of 108)
I'm new in town ...may I have the directions to your apartment? (23 of 108)
Your body is made up of 90% water and I'm damn thirsty. (24 of 108)
I need to see your license.. (Why?) ..Cos you're driving me crazy. (25 of 108)
I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you. (26 of 108)
Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?. (27 of 108)
Let me check.. (What?) ..your shirt label.. (Why?) ..to see if you were made in heaven. (28 of 108)
If you are what you eat, I bet I could be you by morning. (29 of 108)
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?. (30 of 108)
I want to see your father.. (For What?) ..to say "You did a great Job". (31 of 108)
I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?. (32 of 108)
You see my friends over there? They want to know if you think I'm cute?. (33 of 108)
The only thing your eyes are not telling me is your name. (34 of 108)
They say sex is a killer ..Want to die happy?. (35 of 108)
If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?. (36 of 108)
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?. (37 of 108)
I have heard that woman can only put mascara on if their mouth is open. Is this true?. (38 of 108)
You know I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet. (39 of 108)
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?). When you fell out of heaven. (40 of 108)
If water were beauty you'd be an ocean. (41 of 108)
If kisses were snowflakes I'd send you a blizzard. (42 of 108)
You remind me of a compass! because I'd be lost without you. (43 of 108)
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I could walk in my own garden forever. (44 of 108)
Sue me or not ..I'm here to steal your heart. (45 of 108)
I would be happy even to get a fake number. (46 of 108)
Your lips look so sweet just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!. (47 of 108)
You're the light at the end of my tunnel. (48 of 108)
If you talk to me, my friends would get jealous. (49 of 108)
You know what they say about beauty... it protects against all evil. Well with you I feel really safe!. (50 of 108)
Have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you. (51 of 108)
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?. (52 of 108)
Do you have any raisins?.. (No) ..How about a date then?. (53 of 108)
Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?. (54 of 108)
I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?. (55 of 108)
Damn! I'm glad I'm not blind. (56 of 108)
Do you remember me?.. (No) ..You must be kidding? I just walked past you a minute ago. (57 of 108)
I had no one to die for... Can I have your name and number for insurance reason? (58 of 108)
My dad met my mom at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here. (59 of 108)
I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked. (60 of 108)
Hey baby I'm ready for some FUN I already have the F and the N now all I need is U!. (61 of 108)
Do you know what'd look fabulous on you?.. (if No!) ..Me!. (62 of 108)
You know if I'm not in bed by 10 I'll have to go home. (63 of 108)
Were you arrested earlier? It's got to be illegal to look that good?. (64 of 108)
If this is not paradise ...I don't desire it anymore. (65 of 108)
Are you CPR? 'cause you took my breath away. (66 of 108)
Can I borrow a quarter? I told my mum I would call her when I fall in love. (67 of 108)
Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?. (68 of 108)
I've lost that loving feeling will you help me find it again?. (69 of 108)
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?. (70 of 108)
I promise to cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. (71 of 108)
You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. (72 of 108)
There is something wrong with my phone. (What?). It doesn't have your number. (73 of 108)
Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you!. (74 of 108)
Hi I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. (75 of 108)
Sorry I can't talk to you. The doctor told me I'm diabetic and I cant handle sweet things. (76 of 108)
Hi the voices in my head kept telling me to come talk to you. (77 of 108)
You have 206 bones in your body. Would you...like another?. (78 of 108)
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?. (79 of 108)
My name is Dave. Remember that you'll be screaming it later. (80 of 108)
I have a pen you have a number...let's utilize them. (81 of 108)
There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off You. (82 of 108)
I'm feeling off today. Would you mind turning me on?. (83 of 108)
Is that a mirror in your pocket .. I can see myself in your pants?. (84 of 108)
Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious. (85 of 108)
If you were a guitar...all my fingers would fall. (86 of 108)
If you were at McDonalds I'd call you McBeautiful. (87 of 108)
I've been trying to talk to you for ages. Sorry! I still can't do it. (88 of 108)
Are we related? or you want to be?. (89 of 108)
My hands are handcuffs ..you'd be arrested if you don't go out with me. (90 of 108)
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime. (91 of 108)
Would you mind if I drop something?.. (What?) ..MY JAW!. (92 of 108)
You're hot, I'm cool. Lets even things out. (93 of 108)
So! You are the reason for global warming. (94 of 108)
Hey You were great on Bay Watch last night!. (95 of 108)
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. (96 of 108)
If being sexy was a crime you'd be guilty as charged!. (97 of 108)
Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got a nice set of buns. (98 of 108)
You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan. (99 of 108)
Gotcha! You are the one come in my dreams every night. (100 of 108)
Can I take your picture?.. (Why?) ..Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. (101 of 108)
Is your name Gillette - the best a man can get?. (102 of 108)
People call me Tom but you can call me Tonight!. (103 of 108)
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. (104 of 108)
Stop screaming my name!.. (I'm not) ..Damn! my watch must be 30 minutes fast. (105 of 108)
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have five cents. (106 of 108)
Do you believe in helping the homeless?.. (If yes) ..Take me home with you.(107 of 108)
Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!. (108 of 108)
